There's no Cat in the Kettle here but the Eco Kettle is definitely 'the cat's whiskers' when it comes to energy-saving appliances!
Here at Eco-Kettle.com we do not recommend putting cats in our favourite energy-saving kettles! But we do recommend you check out these hilarious flash presentations and sing along using the lyrics below:
Cat's in the kettle
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.Flash Presentations:
Remember - you won't want to put your pussycat in the Eco-Kettle - it will only make the moggy soggy and your tea taste of cat's pe.... well, you can figure that one out! Suffice to say the Eco Kettle can save you money on your electric bill - and that's gotta be good for you, the environment and your kitty!
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